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Post by Tony Dedman on Feb 6, 2008 16:38:49 GMT -5
Come on it is less than 8 days until the day that is all pink and lovey dovey. If I don't get some requests for romantic provocations I will have lost all faith in the community that is you!
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jerry
Backyard Wrestler
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Post by jerry on Feb 10, 2008 20:51:40 GMT -5
Oh, thank Sweet Knievel!! We're 3 days from V Day...or D-Day and I've got nothing in hand but my own junk! My special lady friend warned me that I better "hit a homer" this year on the blessed day of ancient-projectile-weapon-wielding, baby Cupid. She said explicitly that this was my last chance...and something about picking up milk at the grocery store, but I kind of zoned out at that point because my game of World of Warcraft was especially bi***ing at that moment, but anyway--
I had just gotten done generating zero ideas and weeping for three straight hours when I picked up my keys and headed toward the old blue bridge where I could take a flying leap and end this misery when I remembered -- WAIT! There IS hope! There IS one man; one transcendant thinker who can turn on a beacon at the edge of this rocky shoreline!!
Tony, I come to you now.
I have $15 in my pocket and enough gas in the tank of my Ford Fiesta to take us anywhere within a 35 mile radius from Lancaster K-Y.
Tell me! Tell me internet friend - what IS the perfect solution that will give me the unending affection of this special woman to whom I am moderately attracted??
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Post by Tony Dedman on Mar 10, 2008 16:07:30 GMT -5
I would like to apologize for making the above rant and then not being able to answer the single lone reply I got. Jerry I hope you accept my pathetic apology and hopefully next February you will have the love of that same special lady and a Tom and an Abe to show her the proper time she deserves. As for my absence, I woke up in a dark room on what I'm thinking was February 23 racked in pain and wearing a shimmel and a depend. If that was you Lou it was a pretty funny joke and I promise not to hit you in the face with a canteen filled with sand. It's almost St. Patty's time so let me start over with a request for Irish shenanigans.
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