Post by jerry on Mar 2, 2007 12:52:17 GMT -5
Tony,
You know, there is one thing I think about a lot...I mean A LOT...because I think it's kind of important. And all the recent talk on this board about tasty treats has once again brought the issue to the forefront of my mind.
Who would win a bloody deathmatch between cereal mascots?
I mean I play the scenarios in my mind over and over again and always come up with a different champion...
All I have concluded is there are a few constants:
1) I think the only non-"monster" who may stand a chance would be Tony. Not the paperboy variety; the tiger. He looks pretty brawny these days. He seems to keep in shape; usually when you see him he's playing soccer or jumping rope with children and whatnot.
2) So, then you move on to the monsters. Your stalwarts, of course, being Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Boo-Berry. (And if you'd like to pull him out of retirement; Yummy Mummy.) But most of these guys seem pretty meek. Although I assume they have the powers of the monsters they resemble, I don't know if they have the killer-instinct to use them.
2-B) Then, there's my personal favorite: Big Mixx. I've always felt he has to get the number one seed. This chicken-moose-wolf-pig abomination of nature could adapt to the circumstances of almost any skirmish.
3) Then there are your wild cards. The boys in the band from Frosty-O's. That's right: Fearless Lieder, Fritzel, and Hinkleheimer. Just look at the names. Ruthless you-know-whats.
There are so many unanswered questions. Could Goggol the Alien of Sugar Jets bring alien hordes from his home planet to bear in this conflict? Would Sir Grapefellow and Baron Von RedBerry put their differences aside and work in tandem? If they did, certainly their air superiority could change the tide in this war, albeit World War I technology.
I know you can end the debate for me, Ton.
You know, there is one thing I think about a lot...I mean A LOT...because I think it's kind of important. And all the recent talk on this board about tasty treats has once again brought the issue to the forefront of my mind.
Who would win a bloody deathmatch between cereal mascots?
I mean I play the scenarios in my mind over and over again and always come up with a different champion...
All I have concluded is there are a few constants:
1) I think the only non-"monster" who may stand a chance would be Tony. Not the paperboy variety; the tiger. He looks pretty brawny these days. He seems to keep in shape; usually when you see him he's playing soccer or jumping rope with children and whatnot.
2) So, then you move on to the monsters. Your stalwarts, of course, being Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Boo-Berry. (And if you'd like to pull him out of retirement; Yummy Mummy.) But most of these guys seem pretty meek. Although I assume they have the powers of the monsters they resemble, I don't know if they have the killer-instinct to use them.
2-B) Then, there's my personal favorite: Big Mixx. I've always felt he has to get the number one seed. This chicken-moose-wolf-pig abomination of nature could adapt to the circumstances of almost any skirmish.
3) Then there are your wild cards. The boys in the band from Frosty-O's. That's right: Fearless Lieder, Fritzel, and Hinkleheimer. Just look at the names. Ruthless you-know-whats.
There are so many unanswered questions. Could Goggol the Alien of Sugar Jets bring alien hordes from his home planet to bear in this conflict? Would Sir Grapefellow and Baron Von RedBerry put their differences aside and work in tandem? If they did, certainly their air superiority could change the tide in this war, albeit World War I technology.
I know you can end the debate for me, Ton.
